Why Whye Hates Elves

Master Whye, who describes himself as “a brilliant scholar, superb weaponsmith, exclusive berry supplier to Miss Holly Hornblower, excellent wordsmith, virtuoso musician, genius and modest to boot”, has got a bee in his bonnet.

ARGH! It’s almost enough to make a dwarf give up ale. Almost mind you, almost. Every time I try to pick some berries to feed a starving cave-claw, on a selfless mission of mercy with no thought of personal gain, some darn elf beats me to it.

Big elves!

A large elf steals Whye's berries
A big elf steals Whye’s berries

Little elves!

A little elf steals Whye's berries
A little elf steals Whye’s berries

Elves with round ears!

An elf with round ears steals Whye's berries
An elf with round ears steals Whye’s berries

Elves with beards!

An elf with a beard steals Whye's berries
An elf with a beard steals Whye’s berries

They’re all at it!

And by the way I think a few more treasure-hunter’s picks in the reward wouldn’t go amiss. And more trained cave-claw cages. And more dowsing gems.

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2 thoughts on “Why Whye Hates Elves

  1. Thank you for the helpful illustrations of the many types of elves I may encounter in Middle-earth. I’ll keep it handy as a reference during my upcoming travels.

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  2. My Whye I feel your pain! Those evil big elves always pinching the berries that I am trying to gather for a poor half staved critter too! I think we need folks to be sowing more seeds to encourage a greater abundance of Berry Bushes in that partic’lar area!

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